Unlucky Insurance Claim Excerpts
St. Patrick's Day is coming up tomorrow, and The Luck of the Irish can produce some unlucky situations. Here are some of the unluckiest and funniest excerpts from auto claim descriptions to give you a chuckle:
"I bumped into a lamp-post which was obscured by human beings."
"The accident was caused by me waving to the man I hit last week."
"The pedestrian ran for the pavement, but I got him."
"The pedestrian had no idea which way to run as I ran over him."
"As I approached an intersection a sign suddenly appeared in a place where no stop sign had ever appeared before."
"An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished."
"I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way"
"I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the embankment."
"I didn't think the speed limit applied after midnight"
"I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary than I thought."
Safe travels on St. Patrick's Day, and may the road rise up to meet you!
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